Monday, October 23. 10:15 PM
Dear General Zod:
It has come to my attention that there has been reported an Earth child, that is remarkably similar to yourself. Copies of Machiavelli, Sun Tzu’s The Art of War, and other examples of World Domination have been discovered in this infant’s crib. His loathing of his fellow man is astounding, and one cannot help but consider that, you, General Zod, may actually be the natural father of one Stewart “Stewie” Gilligan Griffin. Is the name LOIS familiar to you, Sir?
-- A Fearful Human.
Dear Nosy Meatbag:
Zod's personal affairs are none of your concern. And please keep all questions and Family Guy references to 20 words or less. Zod has precious little time.

